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Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.
by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020
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Insane Brown Posse

A group of aging encopretic rappers who rap 1950s Frank Sinatra and Peggy Lee hits as a form of geriatric empowerment while openly shitting themselves at the mike.
Insane Brown Posse is seriously dope, they are the ultimate mouthpiece of octogenarians and nonagenarians everywhere!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020
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Brown Tie Affair

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.
Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.
by bhurmam September 19, 2013
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charlie brown syndrome

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.
For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.
by SkyCreation May 30, 2014
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Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome
yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off
by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007
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cunty brown dock

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.
by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005
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making the brown rumble

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.
"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.
by Running out of patience February 1, 2008
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