Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.

Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked

by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019

Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.

Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!

by Qing bao October 16, 2019

Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.

Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

Pussy Monkey

When your girl has a hairy pussy like a monkey

She got a whole jungle with pussy monkeys

by Jojo cya bitch March 10, 2020

Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.

"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."

by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020

Rape Monkey

Another word for rapist or people who rape people and/or animals.

A rapist

Mycah is a rape monkey, stay away from them.

by Babypac May 2, 2020