Kevin: can’t come tonight boys the lady wants to go out for dinner
Boys: Kevin your being a simp you we poof
Boys: Kevin your being a simp you we poof
by Fatneek2537 July 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by totallynotsteven March 21, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.
by CBcooper April 30, 2025
Get the Safety Simpmug. My understanding of the ”simp” concept is someone (often a male) who compromises his dignity doing things above and beyond for a girl because he’s thirsty for sex.
Examples can be: following someone in social media, leaving comments and acting like a servant to get a chance at sex, begging or paying for sex or nudes (e.g. camgirls, prostitutes or strangers on the internet).
The point being is that “simps” do acts below the dignitiy they should have for somebody where the relation and affection is not reciprocal. Paying camgirls and prostitutes and going their errands is the prime example.
In short, instead of being your own person with your opinions and values and acting with dignity you act like a subservient footman for somebody you don’t have any mutual relationship to. If you’re subservient and acting below your dignity in a relationship then you’re just ”pussywhipped”.
On the contrary, not being a misogynistic little piece of shit (some on the internet are exactly that) and sometimes telling others they behave wrong towards a female is not in itself being a ”simp”. However, if you always take someone in defense whether they’re right or wrong because you’re thirsty for sex - that might be ”simping”. That is my best understanding of the “simp” concept, I hope it was a worthwhile read.
Examples can be: following someone in social media, leaving comments and acting like a servant to get a chance at sex, begging or paying for sex or nudes (e.g. camgirls, prostitutes or strangers on the internet).
The point being is that “simps” do acts below the dignitiy they should have for somebody where the relation and affection is not reciprocal. Paying camgirls and prostitutes and going their errands is the prime example.
In short, instead of being your own person with your opinions and values and acting with dignity you act like a subservient footman for somebody you don’t have any mutual relationship to. If you’re subservient and acting below your dignity in a relationship then you’re just ”pussywhipped”.
On the contrary, not being a misogynistic little piece of shit (some on the internet are exactly that) and sometimes telling others they behave wrong towards a female is not in itself being a ”simp”. However, if you always take someone in defense whether they’re right or wrong because you’re thirsty for sex - that might be ”simping”. That is my best understanding of the “simp” concept, I hope it was a worthwhile read.
by YoungWerthersBlueballs November 7, 2021
Get the Simpmug. When you overly use the word "best" when describing them get all giggly and smiley and shit. And use simpy emojis.
by bigsimpsolo March 13, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by thatmakeek January 10, 2022
Get the simpmug. 1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
Get the No simp shitmug.