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Barney dick

An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.
by Dave Losso January 26, 2009
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The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.
"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."
by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006
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Bloody Dick

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.
I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.
by qtipextra June 5, 2011
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HULK DICK

Hulk dicks orgin comes after many years of steriods to the dick to the point where it turned into another throbbing min brain attacted to his body. When hulk dick gets mad he using dick smash also HULK DICK SMASH
AJ made HULK DICK MAD so he slapped him with his mighty HUCK DICK SMASH!!!!
by mcmuff272 August 25, 2011
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dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 12, 2014
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dicking around

1. Wasting time, not being productive. by Ku-be-yaa
2. Using Apple.
Ex.1."Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

Ex.2."Stop dicking around with your Apple and do some real job!"
by Latvian Bastard March 23, 2010
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dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.
You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.
by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008
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