turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.

I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!

by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020

Cake hangover

When you eat too much cake at your birthday party and wake up feeling crappy

Guy 1: Girl 1's birthday party was bomb!
Guy 2: It was, but I heard she got a cake hangover.
Guy 2: That sucks.

by NotTuch October 23, 2022

super cakes

A really large, well-shaped buttox on a girl

Her booty is so fine, she has super cakes!!!!

by Tash3456 April 22, 2011

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013

Power cakes

Strong and enviable glutes, often intended as a compliment

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”

by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023