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Tete a tit

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.

A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!
by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024
mugGet the Tete a titmug.

as tits

commonly used in sydney australia to emphasise the extremity of a situation
girl: omg i’m freezing to death

friend: ikr it’s fkn cold as tits!
by sarahgood May 20, 2021
mugGet the as titsmug.

slug tits

Mantits that are so big and saggy that they look like the eyes of a slug or snail.
I went swimming with Jamal and he had some big ass slug tits
by 69_boi September 20, 2017
mugGet the slug titsmug.

Tit Job

A Tit Job is a good paying job that requires minimal skill and does not require any skills of expertise.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.
Hey Danny are you still working over at ABC company making sure people put money in the same slot all day long?
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.
by Sakldoodles June 2, 2018
mugGet the Tit Jobmug.

Tits

Why kinda horny bastard is searching tits in the urban dictionary?
Person, who is probably horny: *searches tits in the urban dictionary*
by Bonkers.Bisexual August 1, 2019
mugGet the Titsmug.

Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits
"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....
by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025
mugGet the Small Titsmug.

spermy tit

Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.
by Deroni Bonboni September 26, 2019
mugGet the spermy titmug.

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