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by Daniel ss August 27, 2019
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Year Ten Kings think pretty highly of themselves. It’s rather sad really as they are quite easily the lowest of all the low animals on Earth. They’re lower than the shit caked onto the side of the bowl in public toilets.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…

Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!

You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?

Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
The Kings school Boy 1: Oi so how many Year Ten Tara girls in the same group have you gone out with???

The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.

Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
by abdiuehadjfhadhf September 11, 2008
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Middle School

Middle school isn't as bad as all the other definitions posted. In fact, I had a wonderful time in middle school. It's generally from grades 6-8 or 7-8, but there are some other variations on that. Most of the students are going through puberty at this time, which may make them feel uncomfortable. You get to meet a lot of new friends and take some good classes, though you'll end up discarding a lot of the information you learn.
"I went to ***** Intermediate in Sunnyvale, CA."
"That kid's kinda short, but he has a little bit of facial hair. He must be in middle school."
"Meiosis? Mitosis? When will we need this in real life?"
Answer: Middle school.
by gorga12porga13morga14 August 14, 2010
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Private school

The biggest bullshit hole full of fake,deluded,selfish brats who have never heard the word no in their lives! these kids leave school thinking that they are superior to everybody who was less privileged or couldn't afford private education,simply because this is how they were trained to think! They also seem to think that public school kids all envy them for some unknown fucking reason and their vein attempt to make people think that they're not snobs is absolutely pathetic and everyone can see through this stupid little act of theirs! Now before all the riverboat boarding school girls and rugby jock boys think that I'm just some "jealous" scumbag or as some of them would like to use the term "knacker" they would be highly mistaken, as much as it disgusts me I'm a private school attendee! I was transferred from a public school and I'm telling you the free education alternative is a far better idea as you get the chance to meet all sorts of people not just the typical upper middle class who drive big cars and live in the suburbs! Now don't get me wrong I am very privileged but unlike some of the shits I go to school with I don't think it makes me better than those who perhaps can't afford what I have! So yeah basically my point is that private schools are just genuine shitholes!
Private school: run by snobs to create future snobs.
by I'm unreal 2001 June 11, 2016
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school bus

A large yellow and black vehicle used for transporting children and teenagers alike to a hellhole called school. Often times, the bus seats are really uncomfortable, and the temperature is not controlled well, let alone that the passengers are normally idiots and try to get on your nerves in the best way possible. In the summer the bus gets too hot but in the winter it's too cold. Ironically the children and adults use the exact same bus, resulting in crowded buses with absolutely no leg room in between seats.
I hate the school bus because it's filled with idiots.
by eleveador March 6, 2014
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High school

The time in your life where everyone gives you shit for simply existing. The roughest 4 years you'll have to endure unless you're popular and have it made. Good luck not killing yourself. Now watch as everyone in the school picks fights with each other.
High school is so lame. Hell, even the popular kids who looked so close knit ended up fighting each other after school for the stupidest reasons.
by StudyHaveFunGetLaid July 23, 2017
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High School

1. Some dumbass european is saying shit about American high schools. I've been in both, and I can say that they both have the same levels. I've been around public high schools in both the US and Europe and they are average. Not an excellent education. I've been in private European and North American high schools (prep school) and they were both excellent.

2. These are not the best 4 years of your life, but they are a great four years. I'm in my junior year and I'm having a great time. It's not such a "prison" where "the staff hates you". They are just teachers. Yeah, there is a lot of drama, but its not horrible. It keeps things fun.

CONCLUSION: So yeah, stop bitchin about high school... You're probably all depressed emos.
TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL SCENE.
High School Person nº1: I can't believe she left me...

High School Person nº2: Forget about it, let's go to that party!

High School Person nº1: Sure
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