One Can Stan

Person with low alcohol tolerance; a lightweight.

Dude, are you drunk already? What are you, man? A one can Stan?

by GypziEyez September 17, 2016

one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019

just one more

A problem substance abusers face when deciding how much of a substance to partake in.

Just one more rip.

Just one more bump.

Just one more line.

Just one more pill.

Just one more drink.

Just one more shot.

Etc.

by DigitalDrip May 24, 2010

Good one, James

Phrase, used to indicate that the joke your friend just told was really lame.

Friend: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

*silence*

You: "Good one, James."

by The Sticky Turtle September 28, 2011

One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

to have cunt in one

To have a level of aggressiveness, nastiness, shiftiness or lack of empathy in a person. Australian term.

To have cunt in one

E.g. A shy introverted person and the ideal Buddhist monk have little or no cunt in them at all. In contrast an aggressive or a back-stabbing person has a lot of cunt in them.

by workingclassredneck January 5, 2008