Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

cum in me daddy

IT'S A TRAP. RUN.

Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?

by bunnybitch2412 December 19, 2016

national cum day

December 17th is national cum day, either cum in someone or get cummed in by someone.

"did you here its national cum day, bend the fuck over already."

by wizzro December 17, 2020

cum and go seek

when you ejactulate on her face. you go hide while she cleans out her eyes. then she comes and finds you.

hey baby. lets cum and go seek.

Purely for male entertainment this game is all about the thrill of the chase. The guy cums on her face and while she is temporarily blinded you (the male) go and hide. Upon regaining sight she comes and finds you. what happens after that... we don't know.

(him) o my god baby I'm bout to cum.
(her) yes yes i want to cum for me
(him) ok baby i gonto cum on your face.
(her) o my god i can't see anything.
(him) Cum and go seek baby.

by cnmgoseeker November 30, 2015

cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020

ratchet cum sock

A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

cum-cherry pie

when having anal you jizz in her butt and take a cherry and plug up her butt with it , let it sit and bake for about 30 minutes , remove the cherry and enjoy.

bob: I had a cum-cherry pie last night!

james: How did it taste?

bob: Could of cooked a little bit longer.

by rickjames3 March 12, 2011