dick here

Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.

dick here for barely legal girl-on-girl action!

by eidako December 7, 2003

Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

dick moment

A "dick moment" is when a guy is a total jerk to his girlfriend or female friends. When he is insensitive and does not use his brian before he acts or speaks and hurts the feelings of others. Usually these moments occur when he is only thinking about himself.

Also a classic "dick moment" is when a GIRL breaks up with her boo. Boo doesnt handle it very well, since he is being dumped. What an ego blow that is!!! So he then goes around saying "she wasnt good enough anyways".
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.

There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!

Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!

by alikittykat December 15, 2010

dick cuff

a phrase used to describe a foreskin

check out his dick cuff

by sfusion November 9, 2007

Dick Cheney

Somebody who would fire a gun at a car and hit himself in the ass.

Watch out for the Dick Cheney shot.

by ShadHoe May 28, 2007

Mah Dick

Better word for deez nuts, usually the word 'mah' it is pronounced deep as fuck, the word 'dick' is pronounced as if you have a cracked voice.

Person 1: Ey man just got dees new phone from ma mamma.
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
...
Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK

by xbym April 21, 2017

dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.

"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."

by Skank_Away June 15, 2007