Jack Off Sense

The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.

Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.

by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

take a load off

to sit down and/or relax

Come on in and take a load off.

by Light Joker May 2, 2006

Toss Him Off

To wank someone off.

'You know Russell would toss him off..and not in the way he wanted'- conversation about 3:10 to Yuma

by Ricockulous October 19, 2008

Lay off the sauce

Give up alcohol. It is usually said of someone who drinks too much.

You'd rather lay off the sauce, Jack, or else you'll soon count worms.

by Gunny Ad March 29, 2015

Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion

I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs

by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

peel one off

To pleasure oneself; a synonym for masturbate.

See also: wordwank/word

"Man, I peeled one off last night after watching that hot porno"

by Rafe May 16, 2003