When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.
I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.
by Fil Qwasny May 1, 2022
Get the Hershey’s Kissmug. Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
by Worthless January 12, 2020
Get the Soft french kissmug. When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
Get the Mistletoe-kissmug. Eagle kisses: is when your laying down on your bed but naked with your cheeks spread, while the fan blows eagle kisses on your cock and taters.
by Jeepgirl1 July 25, 2024
Get the eagle kissesmug. by Mistka November 18, 2023
Get the Kiss ESD daymug. by Joemamagay November 11, 2019
Get the Hug & kiss daymug. Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018
Get the Kissing the holy ringmug.