A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.
A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.
B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.
B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.
by autism master March 17, 2024
Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010
by Twysted69 November 18, 2021
An 'Azev moment' describes a situation or action defined by thoughtlessness, stupidity, or absurdity, typically resulting in a comedic outcome.
Example1 /Action: Azev goes to a shady Chinese restaurant in a small alleyway in the city, decides to order duck, and ends up with food poisoning, resulting in him showing up to school looking green.
Example 2/Situation: Azev receives a new watch as a gift with his initials 'BP' inscribed on the back and excitedly shows it off to his friends at school, jingling it on his wrist. One friend points out that the watch is set two hours behind the actual time. Trying to save face, Azev claims it’s set to German time. Azev hasn't been in germany since getting the watch, and the watch didn't come from germany. Resulting in him looking stupid, and an Azev Moment, a comedic moment.
Example 2/Situation: Azev receives a new watch as a gift with his initials 'BP' inscribed on the back and excitedly shows it off to his friends at school, jingling it on his wrist. One friend points out that the watch is set two hours behind the actual time. Trying to save face, Azev claims it’s set to German time. Azev hasn't been in germany since getting the watch, and the watch didn't come from germany. Resulting in him looking stupid, and an Azev Moment, a comedic moment.
by InfernoSXI October 25, 2024
That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.
Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
by JvariousButter September 19, 2021
by That_guy69420 July 02, 2021
That moment when you need to tell someone something uncomfortable or upsetting about themselves. Or when your significant other has been an asshole and has no idea.
Babe, we need to have a breath mint moment. Your lack of preparing sandwiches for the trip makes me feel unloved....
by Prickly Balls March 09, 2021