chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

Chocolate smush

a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock

Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight

by Izaak_B July 31, 2024

cockalatugan

a fuhuluhtoogan with a giant cockalatugan

he used his cockalatugan on that lil ass jittleyang

by realassjittleyang2234 August 13, 2024

cockalatugan

a fuhuluhtoogan with a giant cock

he used his giant cockalatugan on the lil ass jittleyang

by realassjittleyang2234 August 13, 2024

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024

Chocolate sprinkles

Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with dark skin

This restaurant has a lot of chocolate sprinkles

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023