e-penis

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.

SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

by LM December 12, 2003

Penicular Vomit

Another way to refer to seman or cum. Can also be used to imply that someone is stupid or a piece of shit.

I hate that bitch so bad. I would love shoot a wod of penicular vomit in her eye.

by Rezin October 9, 2006

peniaphobia

The fear of poverty.

I can't stand going through rough neighbor hoods. I have peniaphobia.

by niloc. March 9, 2008

penis trap

when a girls teeth are so jacked up that it is dangerous to get a blowjob from her.

look at her penis trap, i would be carful with that!

by madshetay June 7, 2010

Penises.

A word to use out of frustration.

Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.

by heyheyheyfatalbert717 June 15, 2011

penis fucking

When a male with a smaller penis inserts his genitals into the urethra of another man's much larger penis and proceeds to thrust in and out, thus resulting in penis fucking.

Big Dick: unnh my dick wont fit into your ass, wanna just do some penis fucking tonight?
Small Dick: sure (inserts penis into other mans penis) unh yeah feels like a pussy
Big Dick: mmmm fuck yeah, hard and deep
Small Dick: I'm cumming! (shoots a huge load into the larger penis)

by whydoiknowthisshit August 18, 2014

penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014