#1 mom
A woman that no other mom can beat out.In other words, a mom that will always be there for her kids or other people's children.
Get the #1 mom mug.
Your Mom
Your Mom by LmaoRawrXd April 20, 2018
Related Words
mom • mommy • mommy milkers • moment • momma • Mommy issues • mome • momster • mom's spaghetti • Momala
Dab Mom
A person who has been tasked (self appointed or by the group) with any combination of the following: setting up the cannabis concentrates to be consumed by their peers, taking care of the "wounded soldiers", aka lightweight smokers, or in general being a great host at a smoke sesh. This then dubs the caretaker person the "Dab mom".
Every time I go to Kate's apartment she takes such good care of me. She has the best concentrates and even heats up my nail, even if it's just because I destroy the quartz banger when I torch it, she's still a total Dab Mom.
Dab Mom by BrowneyedandBaked February 8, 2018
yo mom gay
yo mom gay by yo mom gay May 5, 2018
Coffee mom
A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
Coffee mom by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018
ur mom and your dad are both gay
ur mom and your dad are both gay by no u too May 7, 2018
ur mom gay
This statement is single handedly the worst statement known to man nothing can counter this statement not even the statement "no" u which is also a very terrible statement. The statement "ur mom gay" has been linked to many terrible disasters like cherynobal and the september 11th attacks and theres some speculation that links these uttering words to the creation of ISIS. People say that this terrible statement was invented by NATO to help with the Americans in the vietnam war sources say that these words on the loud speaker would make the charlies run out of the woods with there penises bleeding.
ur mom gay by gayretarteddoggo May 9, 2018