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grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.
"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025
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Great British flicker gooning

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025
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Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.
Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
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greasehole

A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.
Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."
by anonymous October 26, 2025
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Great Meme Reset

A corny - but effective movement that first arose on Tiktok by a user who wanted to "reset the meme and humor" back to 2016.
This obviously has a low chance of happening as the movement is not as popular anymore and is hated on (for whatever reason).
by Oracle_Brick November 1, 2025
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Greaterrichmondritualmonitor

A Richmond, VA-based schizo-lore archive disguised as an Instagram account, allegedly chronicling the “ritual infrastructure” of Central Virginia.

Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.

Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
“My friend tried to decode GreaterRichmondRitualMonitor and hasn’t been normal since the eclipse.”

“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
by Greaterrichmondritualmonitor November 3, 2025
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