tits

something i will never have

i have no tits

by mtfc.soph February 2, 2023

tits mgee

Tits mgee is what u call ur husband or ex husband/boyfriend, that has man tits! Big that it's bra time ..lollll

use it as a term of endearment, as caller ID, everything u can use in reference to that asshole with man tits that's pissed u off!!

"Fuck , tits mgee is really pissing me off calling me so much!"
"Hey guys it's tits mgee , guy who thinks he knows everything!"

by Alasvegas July 13, 2019

Tits

Why kinda horny bastard is searching tits in the urban dictionary?

Person, who is probably horny: *searches tits in the urban dictionary*

by Bonkers.Bisexual August 1, 2019

National send tits day

May 10th send a pic of your tits to anyone.

1: “Oh damn, I really wanna send my tits to anyone”
2: “Why?”
1: “Cause today is the National send tits day”

by sendmeyourboobsplz May 10, 2020

bitch tits

some sus ass kid whos name can vary from jon to ravi to of course bitch tits he can be a simp sometimes tho but its kool i guess

"aye u see jon over there?"
"nah nah u mean bitch tits"

by nick nuggets April 15, 2020

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024