Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Vietnamese Swiss cheese

The gooks back in 'nam we filled with bullet holes

We turned that one into some Vietnamese Swiss Cheese!!

by Kimjongillest June 19, 2016

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

National Cheese-It Day

National Cheese-It Day is a day where one can eat Cheese-Its, make food with them, or have a food fight with them. This day is made for Cheese-It fun! Oh, and it's also the day where you can go cow tipping.

I'm going to have a food fight on National Cheese-It Day!

by NinjaStyleCheese December 18, 2012

like chalk and cheese

Completely Different From Each other

Harry and Jim are Like Chalk and Cheese .Harry is Outgoing and Athletic.Jim is aloof and Studious

by Like Chalk and Cheese May 30, 2016

Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018

Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015