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One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
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just one more

A problem substance abusers face when deciding how much of a substance to partake in.
Just one more rip.

Just one more bump.

Just one more line.

Just one more pill.

Just one more drink.

Just one more shot.

Etc.
by DigitalDrip May 24, 2010
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One Shot Shocker

A BBQ Lighter that has been broken to make a one shot taser.
by Satan's spawn February 7, 2006
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One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.
The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!
by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006
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to have cunt in one

To have a level of aggressiveness, nastiness, shiftiness or lack of empathy in a person. Australian term.
To have cunt in one

E.g. A shy introverted person and the ideal Buddhist monk have little or no cunt in them at all. In contrast an aggressive or a back-stabbing person has a lot of cunt in them.
by workingclassredneck January 5, 2008
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One Nostril Shoot

The act of closing/pinching one nostril in order to blow snot out of the other. Commonly done during camping, sporting events, or any other outdoor activity in which you lack a tissue.
"Hey Mary! Do you have a tissue?"
"Sorry, Keller. Just do the one nostril shoot. I won't tell."
by M. Catherine February 24, 2009
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Caught one in the net

Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".
Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!
by FIATC February 1, 2009
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