Cum face

An honerable statement though frowned apon in some cultures and groups that is a unisex phrase that is actually a compliment at the end of the day but mostly males use this as a way to show their affection towards you so wether you agree with it or not it is a compliment

1.Guy:what’s up cum face

Girl: hey daddy

2. Girl: oh my god girl he is so sexy, like straight cum face

Hell yess

by Titty hickey July 18, 2022

dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017

face farmer

Some that keeps continuiously picking at a sore on there face

Quite face farmering before it gets infected

by Fun size me May 15, 2019

Slurry Face

Slurry Face is somebody who is obviously a slut, or just a funny insult to call your girl mates..or boy mates. whatever floats your boat.

Kayla; Oi Jes, You're A Slurry Face!

by JesiekaSUICIDE September 26, 2009

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.

*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.

by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010

croak face

Someone who’s really on your nerves, without thinking you should call them a croak face.

Man, that fool lookin like a croak face

by NatesRoastingHandBook March 1, 2018