Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

A nomadic male, around the age of 23, that is native to Middle America but rarely seen there. Most often seen in coastal regions surfing, chasing Siberian Huskies, or mumbling about politics.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

Yo yo! My name is joe!

A common term children like to say. Usually followed by "my butt is bigger than Mexico!" Scientists have been trying to figure out why children have been saying this term. We still haven't found the answer. A hypothesis is this it this term is used for fun and laughs.

Child A: yo yo! My name is joe!
All the children in the world: MY BUTT IS BIGGER THAN MEXICO!

by @n0n¥m0u$ August 18, 2017

Joe mama got ligma balls

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019

Joe Mama Do be Fat Doe

Meaner version of "Joe mama" Heres an example

Joe: Hello Bud

Bud: help but Joe mama do be fat doe.

Joe: HEE-

by The D*** God October 4, 2021

g.i. joe kung foo grip

a special grip used by women in long beach california to give a hand job

dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.

by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009