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Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.
Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”
by The Rusty September 11, 2025
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Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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Slapdick

A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school
That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025
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Slapdick

A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school
That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025
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Slap Nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025
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slapaskasing

A small town in northern Ontario, home of Addison a famous book character about a girl who plays no meaningful role in a very insecure boys life. Also, slapaskasing is very pretty just like you.

And it is where you get slaps!
Let’s go back to slapaskasing and get you some more slaps!
by Slappy Slappy slap slap October 7, 2025
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Slapbacking

When you hit someone really hard on their back.
guy 1: yo
guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHHA SLAPBACKING
guy 3: ..sd;lkkmlcmx.kvmdslkhcv,xcn,vm
by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025
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