Shit on my balls

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.

1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.

by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010

pull my pud

to take ur hand, spit on it, and stroke my cock

That bitch wouldnt pull my pud so i did it myself.

by green shit July 6, 2006

butter my arse

An insult to tell some you don't beleive what they are saying.
In other words, the thing they are saying is so unbelievable that you tell them to spread butter on your arse.

Man 1 - Geoffry, i'm gay.
Geoffry - Oh, butter my arse

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Back in my day...

The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.

Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

out of my tree

Being under the influence of chemical substances.

"I was out of my tree last night."

"Have you seen Amy?"
"Yeah, she's out of her tree on the dance floor"

by Kyles86 December 13, 2007

Suck my Nuts

"Suck my Nuts" was the awesome last words from Abraham Ford after Negan hit him across the head once with his Baseball Bat (Lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then Negan beat him to death after hitting him a shitload of times. We're all gonna miss his random one liners.
Abraham > Glenn.

"Suck my Nuts"

by The Metal King October 24, 2016

bust my nuts

wanting to release semen that's building up inside your nuts

I haven't get laid in a long time, I want to bust my nuts.

by JohnWriter September 17, 2013