Zoo

Middle schoolers in 9th hour

There's a Zoo of ugly creatures in here

by MushroomMoe November 11, 2021

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022

zoo

zoos are a great place to go if u wanna take over the world but u arent very smart and have no friends

zoo

by _some dude_ February 6, 2022

daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

zoo wee mama

a catchphrase used in diary of a wimpy kid to express surprise

dan- i died

zack- zoo wee mama

by koksukcer June 3, 2021

zoo feeder

n. to be able to feed the animals in a zoo by releasing gasious substances from inside ones rectum and filtrating it through the atmosphere until it evolves down the food chain to a suitable level

Jean you are such a zoo feeded

by Prophet Mech January 20, 2004