Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.
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Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle
Dude I screwed Mercedes last night, but she tried to pull out so I did a wounded eagle on her ass and she did all the work.
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Get the I love your ax wound you fucking whore!! mug.A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.
This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.
Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.
Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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Friend: You're gay wounded aren't you?
Friend: You're gay wounded aren't you?
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