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Jazz Singh Wire

A doorbell Jazz Singh wires into your electrical system and allows you to connect your doorbell push button and chime at a much lower voltage. They can be located inside or outside of your home but are usually attached to an electrical junction box in an inconspicuous location.
After locating the Jazz Singh wire I was able to resolve the issue.
by Oroku Saki 17 January 11, 2022
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Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.
example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.
by kappibara February 7, 2023
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Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.
"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained
"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"
by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024
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Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
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