windows

An OS that started out slower and less powerful than other OS's, but due to it's amazing Start button, it became popular. Then came Windows 95, the revolution of computers. I sure loved Minesweeper. Then came Windows 98, a buggy OS that really didn't improve much upon antyhing from 95, but it was new. ME made it even buggier but at least it added a new recycle bin! The current installment, Windows XP, was said to improve upon the way we looked at Windows. Yes, when I turned on that computer I saw a big green blob as my start button. Thank goodness for classic mode. The new Windows XP improved upon the stability, but not enough to match with the Mac. However, the Windows stays dominant because of it's original monopolization and the fact that it supports more games.

I use Windows to pwn my friends online! I use my Mac when I wanna get something done, though.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Windows Superuser

Layer 8 malware: A Windows Superuser is a regular user that has developed the ability to use the Google search engine to it's advantage when attacking a Windows based operating system.

Most Windows superusers are trojans that pose as somebody that actually knows something about computers claiming that their friend's dad's uncle's brother's dog's nephew works for Microsoft and that Windows 7 was their idea.

The first thing a Windows Superuser will do is disable critical security features such as UAC, the software firewall and anti-virus software under the guise that they don't need any level of security because they "surf smart" whilst using NoScript and like to have "full control" of their computer. Most superusers will then proceed to obliterate the installation by shafting things like the page file and hibernation before deleting random registry keys in a Russian Roulette like manner.

A superuser will typically avoid Windows 8 and 8.1 due to incompatibilities with the Modern UI which leaves them in a continuous loop of whining about how they think Microsoft knows nothing about Windows and shouldn't have messed with it, though many superusers have recently developed the ability the install StartIsBack on a target machine so that they are fully compatible and able to infect it.

I'm a Windows Superuser, I have Task Manager open and everything.

I deleted the registry and now BF4 runs much faster!

Argh! Microsoft need to fix that bug I keep getting which makes Windows unbootable after I have it installed for longer than a week!

What's Linux?

by 802.11br May 25, 2014

Windows 10 LTSC

Probably the only good version of Windows 10 ever.

Person 1: I HATE WINDOWS 10 SOOOOOOOO MUCH!11!!!11!
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: IT KEEPS EATING UP ALL MY RAM, CPU RESOURCES AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT THERES ADS ON THE FUCKING START MENU AND LOG-IN SCREEN!
Person 3: AHEM, avez-vous essayé le windows 10 ltsc?

by funny man69 April 19, 2020

captain of windustry

Much like a captain of industry, a captain of "win"dustry excels at generating massive amounts of win like no one else's business, and/or amassing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. Such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.

Chet: That dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a Killtacular in Halo.

Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.

by G-guy May 28, 2010

Esc 123456789-= Backspace Tab qwertyuiop[]\ CapsLockasdfghjkl;' Enter LeftShift zxcvbnm,./ RightShift LCtrl WindowsKey LAlt Spacebar RAlt FN [-] RCtrl

The U L T I M A T E level of boredom

I am bored so i typed Esc 123456789-= Backspace Tab qwertyuiop\ CapsLockasdfghjkl;' Enter LeftShift zxcvbnm,./ RightShift LCtrl WindowsKey LAlt Spacebar RAlt FN - RCtrl into Urban Dictionary

by DzpanTV June 26, 2021

windows XD

a spoof of the normal windows XP product; a web site www.xdproductions.com

did you get windows XD yet if not you are very gay

by shippo/jeff December 10, 2004

Windows Live

Proof Microsoft should be burned to the ground. They are now copying Googles GMail because they were losing power over e-mail users because anyone with half a brain or more (the rest of you stuck with MSN and shud die immediatly) moved to the better, faster, stronger service offered by Google.

(Google is now becoming corrupt and stupid too and still refuses to offer Linux/Mac OS programs but its still better than Microsoft)

Zomg look! Google has a new service that offers 1000x the storage we do and dosent use 10 AD's a page or dozens of cliparts/icons everywhere you look! I cant beleive it there pages actually LOAD sometimes too! We have to do something about this!

I HAVE AN IDEA LETS OFFER 250 MEGS, THATS SO AMAZING THAT NOBODY WILL EVER LOOK ELSEWHERE...
but they did...
LETS JUST COPY THEM DAMNIT!
And thus, Windows Live was born!

by Koric January 13, 2006