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Wii Bowling 

A sport commonly used indoors, in a relatively small space, and seen on a television screen.
Reasons for use: People are too lazy to actually go to a legitament bowling alley and FAIL there. Or because they just got a WII and dont know what else to do with it....
Hey, im bored. Wanna go play Wii Bowling or crush eggs with our bare hands?
Wii Bowling by HeyMacarana January 8, 2009
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wii bump 

to knock wii controllers together to congratulate accomplishment or acknowledge excellence. similar to a fist bump.
When Elizabeth bowled a turkey in the tenth frame of Wii Sports bowling, i gave her a well-deserved Wii bump.
wii bump by whatyoutalkinabout? December 29, 2008
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wii-spot 

an imporant spot in the seduction of technically savvy individuals (aka "geeks").
1) the way to a woman's heart is through her ring finger and her wii-spot. and your ring finger.
2) what you should find when you bump uglies. (aka the elephant man banging amy winehouse).
wii-spot by BuddyKane January 13, 2010
When someone has one arm that is built up a lot more than another arm, most of the time their dominant arm, from playing the wii.

sort of like a trucker's tan.
After several hours of playing the wii, I now have a wii arm.

Did you see Stephens wii arm? He can lift, like, 115 lbs. with it now! But its really awkward cuz his other arm is totally useless.

wii-fuck 

A game where you control the wii-remote like a penis and fuck a chick. there is also a gay version.
I am horny, so I play wii-fuck.
wii-fuck by SoMePeRs0n/guy October 29, 2007

Wii Faggot 

someone who thinks they are the fuckin shit at the wii, although they bite major dick. they come home everyday, playing wii as their main source of exercise.
isnt Dylan the biggest Wii Faggot you've ever met?

ive never met him hes too damn busy playing Wii.
Wii Faggot by tyboogey September 20, 2009
Nintendo's desperate attempt to copy Apple's iPad in order to get more casuals on board yet it failed epically. The Wii u is one of Nintendo's biggest failures and anyone who disagrees is a delusional Nintendrone. The Wii u was declared dead on February 20, 2013 when the PS4 curb-stomped and annihilated it from relevancy.
Nintendrone: "Yo man, are you getting that Wii u?"

Guy: "Why the hell would I buy that iPad piece of dead crap when the PS4 killed it already? Get a real next gen console you loser."
Wii u by YouKnowImRightBich September 7, 2013