weasel mother fucker piece of shit

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well

your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.

by c to the o to the r to the why? October 9, 2004

weaver fever

Getting infected via WAN-port by Micheal Weaver (sexual in nature).

I bent over to pick up a pen, left my ass wide-open and BAM! I got hit with the Weaver Fever!

by pakmanrai October 11, 2007

Ferret weasel

A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.

That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.

by Gordy Willmott August 18, 2006

Circus Weasel

noun. Douchebag that will do anything for attention.

You see that guy wearing Ed Hardy. He's a circus weasel.

by fagslikeme November 17, 2010

yogurt weaver

hippie type who weaves baskets and makes home made yougurt

:fancy a shi-at su?
:do i look like a yougurt weaving cunt?

by Gavin September 17, 2003

butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

by The Homiec C June 27, 2008

Weaver

An arrogant prick who thinks he knows everything.

Brian is being such a Weaver today.

by Bataskic23 August 26, 2013