plays amazing music. watch for him. He's a fan of old style sail boats and curry. He wears my boots and a p-coat. Has crazy hair and a blue scarf which his lover made for him. His life goal is to have crazy eyebrows and a beard.
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A blad or trendy, mostly found in Newport. Called 'wapners' because they often greet each by saying "Wap'nin blad?" (meaning "what is happening, mate?")
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