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Tyler Wagner

plays amazing music. watch for him. He's a fan of old style sail boats and curry. He wears my boots and a p-coat. Has crazy hair and a blue scarf which his lover made for him. His life goal is to have crazy eyebrows and a beard.
wow! have you heard tyler wagner's new album? it's gorgeous!
by bemster July 16, 2008
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bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 9, 2008
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wapner

A blad or trendy, mostly found in Newport. Called 'wapners' because they often greet each by saying "Wap'nin blad?" (meaning "what is happening, mate?")
When walking through town, goths are particulary prone to abuse from wapners
by violenta August 10, 2003
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stoney wagner-esque

To do something so awesome that it might be compared to the acts of the one and only stoney wagner
Dude..the shredding that guy was doin on his guitar sounded very "stoney wagner-esque".....word
by stoney wagner April 7, 2007
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Suzy Woog Wagner

A crazy mother thats related to Ben Wagner.
Hey,!
by longranger June 11, 2006
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bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 8, 2008
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udder warmer

This udder warmer fits my member very well.
by mr. communication November 8, 2006
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