Bus Wanker

Taken of the infamous 'Inbetweeners' show. this is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a bus stop, leaning out the window and shouting BUS WANKER
"hey boys, quickly quickly!"
-lean out of window-
"BUS WANKERSSSSS!"
by amyyeahbabyyyy May 19, 2009
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Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.
Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.
by rachyy April 10, 2007
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Wankers Whiplash

a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.
I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash
by Aff September 27, 2005
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wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.
That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.
by Dave March 04, 2003
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wanker pipe

Large bore exhaust pipe attached to Vauxhaul Novas/Astras by Chavs in the misinterpreted impression that it will make these shitty motors go faster. So called because you have to be a wanker to want to attach one.
Look at the wanker pipe on his Punto
by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005
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Cry Wanker

Pathetic excuse for a man. Like the above. Befriends women but due to screwed perception, mistakes simple friendship for sexual interest to the point of stalking. This always culminates in sobbing and self love in public places.
'Oh dear, Steve disappeared the night before thanksgiving. He was very drunk and upset with his housemate.'

'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'

'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'

'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
by svenjamie November 10, 2014
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wanker's length

1.An arbitary unit of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper used when cleaning ones spunk from the carpet (8 sheets).

2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
1. I was literally a wanker's length from getting the bus.

2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.

3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.

4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
by Joniquai March 20, 2005
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