God Van

by rasputin5000 February 21, 2019
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van tan

where you have one arm more tanned than the other, like a white van driver who always had his window down and arm out resting on the door in the sun.
Damnit, I put more fake tan on one arm than the other, its a right van tan!
by Bekarington July 09, 2015
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Pimp van

A van used to take family trips. Referred to “pimp van” by the father of the family
What vehicle are we taking dad?
The pimp van!
by QuickFactz October 18, 2020
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Van Gogh

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
by batsoup August 24, 2009
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Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.
by Libertine September 23, 2009
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van weasal

a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.

van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
"the van weasal got out to get the boss some rolls today"
by Raqeul September 28, 2007
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ste-van

a van owned by steven, commonly used for transporting hobo's
my caris called the ste-van
by Steven Mullaney December 22, 2007
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