a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .
by skiddddddzzzzzzz October 20, 2020
Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.
by Crew Middle Fork November 22, 2004
Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis
I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.
by Totally Legal Alien April 27, 2017
by Persephone~ December 26, 2008
The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.
Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.
by fucwad March 28, 2004
Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.
We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!
by MELKA August 16, 2010