Mike Tyson

A measurement of currency in which is 1 million USD.

"Oprah is sure worth a lot of mike tysons"
"Bill gates makes at least three mike tysons a day"

by Pixsian December 14, 2016

tyson

hes got a cock bigger than the observable universe

tyson is a chad

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Mike Tyson

instant regret

Larry Holmes pushed his luck when he fought Mike Tyson

by stock user November 9, 2021

Tyson G

Stupid idiot who has a Lego haircut and cannot play basketball or lift over 75 pounds.

"Tyson G lifted more than the BV baddie"

by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025

Mike Tyson

The act of tongue punching your partners fart box then biting on their clit until orgasm.

"Bro last night I Mike Tysoned Brit last night so hard that her clit bled!"

by Lord Memeitch October 12, 2020

Tyson

The biggest chicken you’ll ever meet!

Marco: Me and Raheem are gonna hit a lick later.
Smokey: Man, don’t hold your breath.
Marco: Why?
Smokey: That fool’s a Tyson.

by SouljaBoy223 June 13, 2020

Tyson

A guy who doesn't know how to talk to Girls, the type of Guy to ask "where the hoes at" on text and also turn dead silent when they arrive. Tyson is also a dumbass, who always ends up in trouble.

Teacher: *Explains absolutely everything then proceeds to tell the students to do it*
Tyson: So what are we doing again?

by Bigboii808 September 20, 2021