twitter tourettes

the sudden out burst of random twitter updates at any given time.

Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.

by texassocialite August 18, 2009

Twitter Freak

Describes a Twitter User(s) who have little to no IQ, and use their time to harass other users for little to no reason.

Hayra: Stop playing that game, it's problematic!

Rev: Imagine being such a Twitter Freak.

by Ayori May 14, 2023

Twitter Litter

The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.

dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."

by Flyn Hawaiin July 22, 2009

Twitter Stalking

When a girl (or boy or woman or man) follows someone on twitter and reads all of their tweets and views all of their pictures. That girl/boy/woman/man then subtweets about them, making it obvious that a crush has formed. The stalkee may or may not know who the stalker is, but that does not matter because other twitter users know, and that's all that matters.

Twitter Stalking is a real thing and affects real people. If you know someone who is a Twitter Stalker please tell them to grow a pair and talk to the stalkee or simply tell them to grow up and stop being so weird.

"I'm following this girl and daaaammm she is fine, if only I had the guts to talk to her...her posts are funny." (tweet by stalker)

"This guy keeps favoriting all my tweets and is being really #creepy I don't even know him #whodoesthat He's totes #Twitter Stalking" (tweet by stalkee)

by Anonymous4ever April 5, 2013

Twitter Famous

Not accutally famous.

Twitter person: Omg I have like 3000 follower
Me: Wow how did you get that many?
Twitter person: I spend an unhealthy amount of time on twitter and thats how I got twitter famous.

by Case-Face March 12, 2012

Twitter Stalking

finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.

www.ImOutsideYourWindow.com

a site for everyone to express their stories of twitter stalking or other stalking stories that are of the same nature

by IOYW July 17, 2009

Twitter honey

Twitter honey is a male (typically African American with dreads) posting selfies on twitter

"You seen that new twitter honey"
"You mean @TWENZEEZ?"

by B00tyeater January 5, 2023