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Twines

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.
* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *
by MikeIan December 11, 2019
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Twin Towers

Two heterosexual men begin scissoring, while this is happening some slut begins to slide not one but both cocks into her ass. Eventually the 'towers' explode and collapse in on themselves. On a side note the woman can face either man she desires.
Guy 1 - Dude pulling the Twin Towers last night was crazy.

Guy 2 - Ya, I like the part where our dicks were touching but its somehow not gay.

Guy 1 - Ya, that is nice.

Guy 2 - Just kidding were at minimum bi now.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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Twin-Ting

The act of two friends sharing twins.
Man 1: "My twins boring me, Lets do a Twin-Ting".

Man 2: "Aite, let me just finish her off".
by FatHeadLovell July 20, 2008
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twin charged shandy

similar to a turbo shandy, containing strong lager and smirnoff ice, but has the added bonus of two shots of vodka in a twin charged shandy. not to be confused with a turbo shandy with boost which only has one shot of vodka with the smirnoff & lager
Dave is stuck into another twin charged shandy, hes going to blow up any moment
by beefham February 25, 2008
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twin-post

When you click the post button twice, because you are too impatient for the next page to load.

This essentially sends the message through to the database twice, resulting in two posts that are exactly the same. Only works on certain websites, or when your internet is slow as fuck.
User A: Anyone got a PS3?

User B: Yeah

User B: Yeah

User C: lol twin-post fail
by Arking Nerdenheimer March 10, 2009
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Twin Spiders

Sparse amount of hair around the nipple
Nothing better than flossing with Twin Spiders
by fishchum December 19, 2008
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Twining

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.
Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.
by Nist 858 November 19, 2017
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