total groove cat

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.

Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.

by ArrrTard February 19, 2013

tootaprosta

SFW version of the word prostitute, escort, slut, hooker, etc...

I'm trolling craigslist for a tootaprosta. I need some brain.

by Lomius March 28, 2013

tortality

The twisted chase for the 2017 solar eclipse in all of its totality.
The twisted and improper use of totality.

Will we be in the range of tortality for the eclipse in Sun Valley. - Josh

by The digital nomad August 20, 2017

total shart party

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

by corporate america May 6, 2018

thotacide

When a thot kills there self

That jammy girl who was running around with the football players committed thotacide

by ASC Marshmallow May 18, 2018

Tortalical

A general insult for someone you don't like

He's so tortalical

by The creator of the tortalical October 7, 2018

total

total can be used to replace lots of words.
it means the ultimate of something.
so if you say “your outfit is total” it mean your outfit is the best.

or if you were describing a hot boy as total it means he’s totally hot.
if soemone it total it means they’re the best.

“omg your outfit is total!”

girl1: “can you please do me a favour”
girl2: “yes of course”
girl1: “ugh you’re total, thank you so much

girl1: “have you seen the new boy at school?!”
girl2: “duh he’s total”

girl1: “so fit”

by pink snake August 21, 2018