Nortis tortoise

South African slang for "definitely not"

Friend - Hey, Hughs in town. Do you want to go to his house and hit some bongs
Me - Hugh Newlands? The guy who packed a bag of my nicest clothes and went on the run?
Friend - Uh yeah, that Hugh. but he did say he was sorry and he has some A grade weed. So do you wanna go?
Me - Nortis tortoise

by Lanboi June 13, 2018

tortilla

The only food Mexicans can afford.

-SKdjhalkhgk Hola (I am hungry)
-kjdfhaklgh hola (lets buy some tortillas)

by jesseschmitzoheigher February 18, 2009

Tortoise

whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).

"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."

by cyantific October 6, 2008

Spanish Tortilla

When a man pleasures a women by rubbing his buttcheeks against her vagina. It's the man-women version of lesbian vagina rubbing.

I totally squirted when he gave me the Spanish tortilla.

by Sangrid May 28, 2010

tortas

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."

No mires mis tortas.

by Bleak Jackson August 2, 2007

Torta

Para los mexicanos, una mujer torta, es una mujrr que gusta de mujeres de su mismo género; es decir, lesbiana.

P1: Bro, ¿supiste Claudia salió del clóset?
P2: Pfff, se le notaba lo torta, le encanta Haley Kiyoko y Girl in red

by Tennnnalena February 17, 2022

Tortilla Star

A term meaning a cancer tumor, usually one that is malignant.

Ex1

Guy 1: "Hey did you her about Dave?

Guy 2: "No, what happened?"

Guy 1: "He got a tortilla star down in Brazil."

Guy 2: "Aw poor guy.

Ex2

"And anyway, a woman's place is sleeping so she can wake up early with the tortilla star,..."

-passage from "The House On Mango Street"

by Weiner_Mustard September 14, 2011