no tell motel

Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.

I hired a hooker and we went to the no tell motel. She took me around the world.

by Darth VeX June 7, 2013

Don't tell me

DONT TELL ME THERES NO DEFINITION FOR "DON'T TELL ME"

When you tell anush the ice cap machine at Tim's is broken;
Anush replies with his hand gesture, "Don't Tell me"

by Zombieman#22 December 11, 2017

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

penn and teller

n. a sexual act. the setup is the most important part - the female is looking toward a window. the male is penetrating the female from behind, while his buddy waits quietly in the closet. at an opportune time, the two switch seemlessly. the first male quietly walks out of the room and pops up in front of the window the unassuming female is facing. MAGIC!

after i gave her a good donkey punch, me and gary moved in for the penn and teller... worked like a charm, till she cut his dick off.

by Donald Jones December 7, 2006

proper bo i tell thee

Avid merrion famous phrase which is saying "really good i tell you"

"that hamburgers Proper Of The hook I Tell Thee"

by christine elliott May 13, 2005

to let you tell it

IN BRIEF: "If I let you decide/have your say or exercise influence/inspiration."

The person saying it is usually in total disagreement with the other person or believes the other person is just full of idle talk.

WOMAN: You know what you doing is a bunch of BS, right.
MAN: To let you tell it.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 23, 2010

tell me about it

When somebody sais something about the situation your in and its obvious you be like Yeah tell me bout it or when something is said that is obvious

Mannn we been waitin in line for like an hour
Yeah tell me bout it

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004