Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! 

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

Maineville Tornado 

When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.

I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.

Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.

Maineville Tornado by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Meat Tornado 

The act of spinning around while penetrating another person's rectum utilizing a system of ropes and pulleys.

I went home with him and he had a crazy setup. There were ropes and pulleys all around the room. He gave me a meat tornado!

Meat Tornado by $1nn3d December 18, 2011

Pink Tornado 

During a girls period, drain her period blood into a container. Then the male is put head first into the toilet, with his feet in the air, getting his cock sucked while she poors the period blood over his face.

I was dateing this punk chick until she decided it was time for a pink tornado.

Pink Tornado by Xantheli May 8, 2006

Textbook Tornado 

A nickname given to an Ohio girl who was raised in Philly.

Shes known as a textbook tornado.

Textbook Tornado by Stinking Lincoln April 17, 2011

amish tornado 

Getting a facial from several bearded men wearing funny hats.

Last night Jedediah and the guys treated me to an Amish tornado.

amish tornado by asiapurdue November 16, 2015

emotional tornado 

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.

Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.

emotional tornado by docec May 11, 2016