salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

tomato sheet

It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.

1: YO did you hear Jack did a tomato sheet last night?

2: NAHH UHH BROO!!

by Pyeroxsox November 22, 2011

hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.

Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!

by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011

tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 October 10, 2006

tomato slices

big, oversized, extremely red nipples that resemble tomato slices. Usually they are found on overweight white women with pasty skin, but if you are lucky, you will find a petite girl with a nice tan but also tomato slices. If you ever get laid by a good looking chick with tomato slices... you are a lucky man.. or woman. Make sure to lick and suck them for as long as possible, because tomato slices don't come around too often, except on fat bitches.

She's kinda fat but I wouldn't mind sucking her domes because she has some pretty tomato slices.

by Mark Ferguson December 23, 2003

tomato tornado

When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.

"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"

by James W. Baxter March 25, 2016

Cool Tomato

One who is or exhibits the behavior of a cock tease. There are many ways to be classified as a cool tomato, but it is generally an applicable title for anyone who flirts, grabs, touches, but unfortunately never puts out.

Boy 1: "Elizabeth is such a cock tease"
Boy 2: "Yeah, she's a major cool tomato"

by HarlanEHarlan July 15, 2007