tits on a burning tit rod

Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!

Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!

by Tits2622 December 6, 2009

Tits

See GAFYSITE

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

tit

A person who is not concentrating on what he/she is doing. Absent minded. Making lots of mistakes.

You're like a tit in a trance.

by lehrer February 8, 2010

Tit slit

The very slight and sexually arousing slit that appears when a woman is barely exposing just enough of her cleavage (also known as breasts, "titties", "honkers", "jugs") so as to entice straight men and lesbians. Can often be far more titilating (pun fully intended) than a woman exposing all her top half immediately.

"She was a saucy minx, but not a full on slapper. You could see just the right amount of tit slit"

by Mrmacho September 5, 2014

Dummy Tit

Another name for a baby's pacifier.

Baby Huey wouldn't stop crying until his mom jammed a Dummy Tit in his yap.

by will bitten March 8, 2017

tit

Teenager In Training

My friend is a tit, Teenager In Training

by Mike January 2, 2007

Aardvark Tits

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020