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Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.
by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020
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Tiny Turkey Jerky

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey
by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019
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dynamite tiny package

A woman that is considered to be a spinner and possesses a hell of a body with curves in all the right places.
See that sexy petite Tiny over there?! Redefines Dynamite in that sweet honey Tiny's Package. Mmhmmmm. Dynamite Tiny Package
by snickered February 24, 2019
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tiny tim-ing

To express to others your own state of hardship. i.e. lack of money, job, place to live etc. Sometimes a ploy to garner sympathy. Also used to redirect mooches to another person.

derived from the character tiny Tim in "a christmas carol"
person 1 - "hey man, wanna grab a drink?"

person 2 - "oh i can't, i'm broke, my dog died, my back hurts,,...."

person 1 - "stop tiny tim-ing me!"
by portlandwombat February 16, 2012
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tiny pp role

Then God said, “Let there be light”
And by light, he meant tiny pp role, assigned to those who think whey can get original working source code of a C++ DLL.
neworigin85: dw bro im on it
everyone: tiny pp role it is then!
by skidaim January 30, 2021
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Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.
Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.
by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013
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Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.
Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.
by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023
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