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Sticky Therapist

When you cum on your sex partner and then message them with it, instead of using a lubricant or moisturizer
by Jesse Dick January 20, 2009
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hygiene therapy

1. The act of washing yourself after experiencing something traumatic or witnessing something dirty.

2. When someone washes so rarely that the act of showering becomes a spiritually uplifting experience.
1. After watching 2 girls 1 cup, Sarah felt the need to take a break from the internet and practice some hygiene therapy.

2. During his second year in college, Steve's washing habits deteriorated, giving him a moment of bliss every other month or so after he finally decided to take a shower. And he's a dick.
by roboticjizz May 27, 2012
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cycle therapist

One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling
My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
by JTTuck July 22, 2012
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Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.
"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
by Jfiddy December 26, 2013
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Decagrative Therapy

A one-of-a-kind 10-faceted holistic approach that emphasizes and treats the whole person, mind, body and spirit. The ten modalities, when applied in concert, interrelate and link together to offer the individual the tools for a balanced and cohesive life.
Decagrative therapy is the most effective therapeutic system when it comes to treating addictions and traumas.
by Rythmia March 10, 2015
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meat therapy

I'm so horny, I need some meat therapy
by Harass July 28, 2015
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carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.
"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."
by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016
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