country thunder clap

The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.

It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.

by cilantrodick March 22, 2016

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

Salad Thunder

An ass team in Polk County, FL

A shit team in football.

John- "did you see the football game at Lake Region last night"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"

by saladcock September 6, 2019

Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.

She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.

by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023

War thunder

A site the Russian government uses to gather classified military documents.

“We’ve gathered everything there is to know about the vehicles being sent to Ukraine comrade *russian accent*”

“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*

“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”

by I_consume_littlechildren May 1, 2023

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

Cum guzzling thunder cunt

People who make there own definitions on the internet

You are a cum guzzling thunder cunt

by Notowen696969 October 11, 2019