Mickey mouse moment

A word used to define moments of pure confusion and ignorance

"Hey Jack, Peter's mother died of cancer!"

"That's a mickey mouse moment right there!"

by Mirko Ilari Simolin November 28, 2022

Mickey Mouse Qual

To get a lucky qualification for something.

"John got such a mickey mouse qual for the wrestling state finals, he's so lucky."

by Billie The Bob May 22, 2022

Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

Mickey Mouse Sexual

An internet troller who is sexually attracted to Mickey mouse and the Mickey mouse clubhouse

P1: Micky mouse is hot
P2: fuck it's a Mickey mouse sexual RUN

by The Namer of Names Of Old January 10, 2022

mickey mouse slaughterhouse

The Evil Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Mickey: Come to the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse

by TheRealMugman October 26, 2020

Mickey Mouse Hoes

A word made up by the famous bay area rapper Andre Nickatina

basically it means a hoe who really isnt down.. a girl who is pg 13

to us pimps we dont like girls that arent down to fuck or do other shit.. since hes a pimp and most girls might not want to be tricked out
he would get mad and call them mickey mouse hoes

first heard in his song N yo Eyes

basically we want more mature girls who are down for w.e not girls who wont fuck on a first date who act all pg nd shit

see also:
Mickey Mousing

guy #1
I took this bitch out on a date and everything
took her back to my place and she wouldnt even take her pants off.. talking about we need to know eachother better

guy #2
Breh you know you gotta stop messin around with them mickey mouse hoes they never quick to give it up, they always scared nd shit

by andre nickatina fan July 8, 2009

Mickey Mouse Tattoo

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete

“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”

by RickyDavid September 3, 2018