ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

ham washer

Toilet

Ham washer is To clean ham

by Jimmy bin laden November 17, 2021

hammy ham

the best sticker pack on discord, and the best hamster you'll ever meet

hammy ham is such a creative name.

by 3k0e June 22, 2021

ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.

I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.

by rude the dude August 16, 2011

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.

After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.

by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011

Steaming hams

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.

Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

by Bertiethebussmugglesdrugs July 9, 2018

Ham Rash

When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.

He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.

by Mcwhit April 23, 2021