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splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 May 20, 2014
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baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.
Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?
by rabifant August 24, 2014
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urban guard dog

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.
by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015
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New Hampshire Army National Guard

Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 21, 2016
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Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely
she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter
by Mutich November 22, 2015
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Guards

I find it easier to talk to them when I think of them as guards. Nothing to hide
by sean15 July 10, 2019
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Republican Guard

A para-military unit in dictatorships such as Iran, Iraq and The Trump Administration that is very loyal to the regime. Used to supress dissent, quash protesters and sometimes kill innocent civilians, especially minorities and opposition activists.
CNN: Law enforcement agents tear gassed and

.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis

ME: Must be The Republican Guard
by guy urban June 2, 2020
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