Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010

cold motorhoming

Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.

While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining

by Adam D. Matthews February 21, 2013

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

Cold taste

A nice refreshing brew, most often a Miller Lite

Hell of a week. Want to grab a cold taste after work?

by The real Jukes June 25, 2017

cold beef

When you had a beef with someone that either happened a long time ago and you haven't seen them, or you have and it's been left unresolved.

I don't want to go to that party tonight. Ricky is going to be there and me and him have some cold beef from last semester.

by slicknasty May 2, 2020

cold soda

Code name to be used in the work place for cold beer.

Hey Anthony I think Tina could use a cold soda.

by ##40 April 18, 2017

cold Manson

an act of crawling into a dog tent to do a line of ketamine, followed by inhalation of "whip-it" (nitrous oxide), followed by a big sip of ice-cold Margarita. Usually performed outside at a festival or camp out setting.

I went to camp Hyena last night for a cold Manson and woke up today absolutely bamboozled.

by Gobkin May 27, 2021